I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.
Bill CosbyThe mother may be doing ninety percent of the disciplining, but the father still must have a full-time acceptance of all the children. He never must say, "Get these kids out of here; I'm trying to watch TV." If he ever does start saying this, he is liable to see one of his kids on the six o'clock news.
Bill CosbyAny man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
Bill Cosby