We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.

We’ve got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch.

Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.

You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.

Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway. Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening.

Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?