When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing ... will win arguments and straighten people out.

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.

I'm a Christian. But Muslims are misunderstood. Intentionally misunderstood. We should all be more like them.

In spite of what Thomas Jefferson wrote, all men may be created equal, but not to all women.

If you speak your mind and if it is true what you're saying, then I think the integrity of what you're saying carries through.

You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery.

Don't talk yourself into not being you.