When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing ... will win arguments and straighten people out.

People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices."

When my son was murdered people asked me how I felt about God and what had happened to my son. I said "no, you can't go there. You have to understand that there is a devil and he works 24/7. Whoever murdered our son was with the devil."

It's more blessed to give than to receive - especially kittens.

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.