When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing ... will win arguments and straighten people out.

If you have a question about anything, the answer can be found in a book somewhere in the library.

It's more blessed to give than to receive - especially kittens.

The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation.

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

When my son was murdered people asked me how I felt about God and what had happened to my son. I said "no, you can't go there. You have to understand that there is a devil and he works 24/7. Whoever murdered our son was with the devil."