When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.
Repeat after me. I promise not to run outside of the house. I promise not to run inside of the house. I promise not to touch, pick up, step on, anything that looks interesting.
We parents ask dumb questions, therefore we get dumb answers.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things.