The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.

Every romance does not lead to sex.

One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my age is to get involved in athletic competition with children-unless, of course, they are under six. And even then, stay away from hide-and-seek.

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.

Repeat after me. I promise not to run outside of the house. I promise not to run inside of the house. I promise not to touch, pick up, step on, anything that looks interesting.

I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid.

Parenting needs to come to the forefront.