Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.

It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds.

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.

Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?

If you have a question about anything, the answer can be found in a book somewhere in the library.

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us.