You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
Bill CosbySometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you.
Bill CosbyWhen you're a father you censor yourself. You get just as angry with a child but you don't want to say, "What the filth and foul and I'll filth and foul, filth and foul and, yeah, ya filth and foul face, and I'll filth and foul, foul, filth!" You don't want to say that to a child so you censor yourself and you sound like an idiot: "What the... Get your... I'll put a... Get out of my face!"
Bill Cosby