Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.

I said to a guy, "Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful," and he said, "Because it intensifies your personality." I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?"

All parents experience the same problems.

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.

If you're a parent, the five worst words you can say to your children are, "When I was your age ..." You were never their age. You were older in the womb.

Well, I really don't know what the secret of success is but I can tell you that the secret of failure is to try to please everyone.

No matter what you think-life goes on and the world still turns and the universe has its own story. The most we can do is plan anyway, but understand, be humbled by things greater than ourselves.