I said to a guy, "Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful," and he said, "Because it intensifies your personality." I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?"
Bill CosbyWhenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.
Bill CosbyIf you're a parent, the five worst words you can say to your children are, "When I was your age ..." You were never their age. You were older in the womb.
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