Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

We go out of our way to make people so different,... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts.

All parents experience the same problems.

I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn't have to answer to innuendos.

Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?

We’ve got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch.