Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.

I can't even talk the way these people talk. 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.

I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

The beautiful thing about older people is their ability to cut the fat off of conversation. When they talk, they don't go on forever and ever. They say what they have to say, and that's it. That was my grand dad. Some of the things he said stunned me, but his words were logical. I'll never forget them.

My wife and I have five children and the reason why we have five children is because we do not want six.

I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.

In my old neighborhood, a boy stopped playing when he began to lose his pulse. And then he became the referee.