Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.

Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!

You'll have many, many friends, but if your relationship with your mate is one hundred per cent of your heart, you'll never need a friend.

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having multiple children with multiple men and women and not wanting to is prevalent. When you look at the majority of shows on television they placate that kind of behavior. If you go through a weekly Monday through Friday, it's all there. It's in how people on the sitcoms and cop shows talk to each other.

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!