Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.

Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.

Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of us.

How long can you tread water?

If you listen carefully to what a child is saying to you, you'll see that he has a point to make. So I listen. And I answer them just as seriously as possible. And if I don't know the answer, I'll tell them I don't know.

YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you.