Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

I was'nt always black. there was this freckel that just grew and grew.

YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you.

Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.

What's your name again? That's right. I'm so glad you know your name.

The most important educational vehicle in all life is a parent figure.