I can't even talk the way these people talk. 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.

All Children Have Brain Damage!

Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.

You are more important to yourself than you think you are.

If you have no faith, you've lost your battle.

we cannot afford to settle for being just average; we must learn as much as we can to be the best that we can. The key word is education - education with maximum effort. Without it, we cannot be in charge of ourselves or anyone else.