I can't even talk the way these people talk. 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.

Anyone who has brought up children knows that consistency has absolutely nothing to do with discipline.

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.

Old is always fifteen years from now.

Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway. Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening.

I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump as high as I can.

I wanted to give the house back to the parents.