I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.

I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or integrate, therefore it will be equal. And it has been separate and unequal.

On many young actors that don't give their parents proper credit: I'm still waiting for some actor to win, say, an Oscar... and deliver the following acceptance speech: I would like to thank my parents, first of all, for letting me live.

My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an old woman trying to get into heaven now.

If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.