College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things.

There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.

If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.

When I was a boy if a girl got pregnant the shame was placed on her and the boy could get away.

Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.

What best defines a child is the total inability to receive information from anything not plugged in.

Beware of people who fall at your feet. They may be reaching for the corner of the rug.