College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things.

When I say, 'I don't care what white people think,' I mean that.

We go out of our way to make people so different,... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts.

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.

You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap!

A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone.