College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things.

Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they'll understand.

I wanted to give the house back to the parents.

Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.

Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes.'

I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.

Your parents put a curse on you - Someday your kids are going to act just like you.