College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things.

My grandfather said, "When you become senile, you won't know it."

For college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don't know what's next.

I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having multiple children with multiple men and women and not wanting to is prevalent. When you look at the majority of shows on television they placate that kind of behavior.

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.