We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.
The heart of marriage is memories.
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.
What best defines a child is the total inability to receive information from anything not plugged in.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.