Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.
For college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don't know what's next.
It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.
Every romance does not lead to sex.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.