The essence of childhood, of course, is play.

Old is always fifteen years from now.

We go out of our way to make people so different,... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts.

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

I'm not the healthiest, but I am healthy. I'm healthy to the point where there are things that I have to eat that I don't want to eat, but I eat it because I'm enjoying staying alive.

I'm a Christian. But Muslims are misunderstood. Intentionally misunderstood. We should all be more like them.