College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things.
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in.
All parents experience the same problems.