The essence of childhood, of course, is play.

A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested.

I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!

When I was a boy if a girl got pregnant the shame was placed on her and the boy could get away.

The summit, which is set up to educate people about managing their money and protecting their income, leads to empowerment of self, for which this summit needs to be applauded.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.