If you speak your mind and if it is true what you're saying, then I think the integrity of what you're saying carries through.

My latest blood test said my cholesterol was very high and my doctor recommended some medicine for it. I said "no" to his recommendation and he said "what are you going to do?" I said I ate my way into this and I'm going to eat my way out of it.

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.

The secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my age is to get involved in athletic competition with children-unless, of course, they are under six. And even then, stay away from hide-and-seek.

People should fact check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos.