Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
Bill CosbyWe go out of our way to make people so different,... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts.
Bill CosbyIn your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!
Bill CosbyWe spoke to God about the children, and we were afraid to ask God for specific things. We thought that it might be too much. So we said to God 'Please give us a healthy child' and left it at that, not knowing that God is a generous God, but also has a sense of humor. And if you leave that much open for God, some wonderful jokes are going to come about.
Bill Cosby