Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

Anyone who has brought up children knows that consistency has absolutely nothing to do with discipline.

All around the United States of America - in the cities and the counties - our public education is suffering and has been suffering. Cuts, cuts, cuts.

In my old neighborhood, a boy stopped playing when he began to lose his pulse. And then he became the referee.