Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing ... will win arguments and straighten people out.

Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He's very, very busy.

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

There are certain times of the day when you need a balance - that is, your protein and your carbs. I'm a Barry Sears man. I believe that anything green is a carb, and I need 2:1. Two of the carbs to one of the protein.