Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.

All around the United States of America - in the cities and the counties - our public education is suffering and has been suffering. Cuts, cuts, cuts.

The mother may be doing ninety percent of the disciplining, but the father still must have a full-time acceptance of all the children. He never must say, "Get these kids out of here; I'm trying to watch TV." If he ever does start saying this, he is liable to see one of his kids on the six o'clock news.

I was a physical education major with a child psychology minor at Temple, which means if you ask me a question about a child's behavior, I will advise you to tell the child to take a lap.

You can not make everybody happy.