After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't."

I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.

A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone.

This happened to the people. The Constitution says of the people, by the people, for the people... but the people who got the office, got into office and forgot about the people.

When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn't even have a Christmas tree.

A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.