After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't."

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

What's your name again? That's right. I'm so glad you know your name.

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.

The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.