All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly: You know dear, you may be right

The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.

Never say [to younger people] "that was before your time," because the last full moon was before their time!

Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway. Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening.

I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

Emotionally, a person can become so negatively driven that they don't respect the privilege of being on this Earth without their mother and their father. They may say it doesn't bother them, but there is something in us about those who are a biological part of us and don't care. People in that situation stop hearing the other voices that love them, hold them, trust them and tells them how great they are. They're focused on that one person who isn't answering them.