Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway. Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening.

My latest blood test said my cholesterol was very high and my doctor recommended some medicine for it. I said "no" to his recommendation and he said "what are you going to do?" I said I ate my way into this and I'm going to eat my way out of it.

A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested.

If you speak your mind and if it is true what you're saying, then I think the integrity of what you're saying carries through.

Beware of people who fall at your feet. They may be reaching for the corner of the rug.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

It's more blessed to give than to receive - especially kittens.