Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway. Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening.

If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.

People should fact check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos.

My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.

College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things.

Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.