Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway. Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening.

The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.

When I decided that I wanted to go to college, I wanted to be a school teacher for 7th and 8th grade boys because I felt that was an important time for them. I had gone astray at that point in my life and really wanted to help keep them from making the same mistake I had made.

A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone.