It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.

Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.

In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck - and, of course, courage.

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and I want it cleaned up right now.

Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.

Meadowlark and I share a common vision of bringing joy and laughter to others.