Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.

A person with no children says, "Well I just love children," and you say "Why?" and they say, "Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth." That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain.

I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

If you have a question about anything, the answer can be found in a book somewhere in the library.

God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here and there are still great things that go on. There are great doctors who discover how to separate twins and how to put together a human being to walk again after it's said he won't. Those are all there as signs.

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.