You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
You know my father's favorite game? Come here and pull my finger.
A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
Laughter brings out the child in all of us.
Your parents put a curse on you - Someday your kids are going to act just like you.