Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.

The essence of childhood, of course, is play.

All around the United States of America - in the cities and the counties - our public education is suffering and has been suffering. Cuts, cuts, cuts.

If you have a question about anything, the answer can be found in a book somewhere in the library.

The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.

People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices."

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.