Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”
Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.
Grandparents are God's gifts to children.
The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse."
My wife and I have five children and the reason why we have five children is because we do not want six.
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!