These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking round.

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children.

Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn't understand his use of profanity. He didn't use it just to be using it; he used it in the context of his satire.

Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.

The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.

I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.