A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child.
Bill CosbyMy eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.
Bill CosbyAlways end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill CosbyWhen my son was murdered people asked me how I felt about God and what had happened to my son. I said "no, you can't go there. You have to understand that there is a devil and he works 24/7. Whoever murdered our son was with the devil."
Bill Cosby