People should fact check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos.

Fatherhood is helping your children learn English as a foreign language.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things.

If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won't get them. If you take them just for emergency, that's all they're gonna get.

Repeat after me. I promise not to run outside of the house. I promise not to run inside of the house. I promise not to touch, pick up, step on, anything that looks interesting.

No matter what you think-life goes on and the world still turns and the universe has its own story. The most we can do is plan anyway, but understand, be humbled by things greater than ourselves.