Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.