'Don't worry about senility', my grandfather used to say.
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers.
You can not make everybody happy.
I use the exercise room early, because I don't want to get on the treadmill and everyone's going 'Oh, Bill Cosby,' and then they come around to see how fast I'm walking, and it becomes very competitive.
Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.