Every romance does not lead to sex.

When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing ... will win arguments and straighten people out.

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.

Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn't understand his use of profanity. He didn't use it just to be using it; he used it in the context of his satire.

A pelican that is wet walks with a gated limp, but a dry fish swims alone.

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to "Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?" was not "In the men's room, Julie.