Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.
Fatherhood is helping your children learn English as a foreign language.
My grandfather said, "When you become senile, you won't know it."
YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you.
And to those people with no children but who think they'd like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember: With fulfillment comes responsibility.