It doesn't make any difference how much money a father earns, his name is always Dad-Can-I.... Like all other children, my five have one great talent: they are gifted beggars. Not one of them ever ran into the room, looked up at me, and said, "I'm really happy that you're my father, and as a tangible token of my appreciation, here's a dollar.
Bill CosbyAlways end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill CosbyI often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't.
Bill Cosby