A father has to do everything in his power to keep a tight ship, even though he knows the crew would like to send him away in a dinghy.
Bill CosbyThe secret of success is to be like a duck, Smooth and unruffled on top, But paddling furiously underneath.
Bill CosbyAnd of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.
Bill CosbySex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
Bill Cosby