The only thing that you can get into without a lot of trouble is a lot of trouble.

Repeat after me. I promise not to run outside of the house. I promise not to run inside of the house. I promise not to touch, pick up, step on, anything that looks interesting.

I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, mid-life for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter-miler, whose son now says, "Dad, I just can't run the quarter with you anymore, unless I bring something to read."

Our children are trying to tell us something. And we are not listening.

If you speak your mind and if it is true what you're saying, then I think the integrity of what you're saying carries through.

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.

The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.