I can't even talk the way these people talk. 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
You can not make everybody happy.
Beware of people who fall at your feet. They may be reaching for the corner of the rug.
If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it