Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you.
Bill CosbyIt is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
Bill CosbyThe childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, I love children because they're so honest. There is not an agent in the CIA or the KGB who knows how to conceal the theft of food, how to fake being asleep, or how to forge a parent's signature like a child.
Bill Cosby