Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook.

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking round.

I use the exercise room early, because I don't want to get on the treadmill and everyone's going 'Oh, Bill Cosby,' and then they come around to see how fast I'm walking, and it becomes very competitive.

When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.

All Children Have Brain Damage!

Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.