We go out of our way to make people so different,... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts.
Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery.
My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.