When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn't even have a Christmas tree.

I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk... because I deserve to get drunk! And get out of my way!

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study.

Zip zop wop boopity bop.

I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop.

If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.