People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices."

Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you.

George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words.

Your parents put a curse on you - Someday your kids are going to act just like you.

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

Parenting needs to come to the forefront.

All Children Have Brain Damage!