People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices."

In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.

If you know what you want, you will recognize it when you see it.

Fatherhood is asking your son to make up a name rather than tell anybody who he is.

It is not a matter of who is rejecting me, as much as it is somebody may get it, and I am going to keep plowing through it because in this world of education, there is a harvest.

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.