When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?
Bill CosbyNothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
Bill CosbyOur children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway. Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening.
Bill CosbyParents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.
Bill CosbyIt doesn't make any difference how much money a father earns, his name is always Dad-Can-I.... Like all other children, my five have one great talent: they are gifted beggars. Not one of them ever ran into the room, looked up at me, and said, "I'm really happy that you're my father, and as a tangible token of my appreciation, here's a dollar.
Bill Cosby