I wanted to give the house back to the parents.

George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words.

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.

What best defines a child is the total inability to receive information from anything not plugged in.

Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.

I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.

Public education is a good foundation on which to build a better life for each of us. And if we want to prove to these children who never made the mess in the first place that education is worth the trouble, our schools have to inspire them so they can do what they ought to do.