Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

A child who is disciplined will be more obedient and also more organized as a student.

You can't be everything to everyone

No matter what you think-life goes on and the world still turns and the universe has its own story. The most we can do is plan anyway, but understand, be humbled by things greater than ourselves.

Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.

My latest blood test said my cholesterol was very high and my doctor recommended some medicine for it. I said "no" to his recommendation and he said "what are you going to do?" I said I ate my way into this and I'm going to eat my way out of it.

For college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don't know what's next.