What's your name again? That's right. I'm so glad you know your name.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
I can't even talk the way these people talk. 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.
When I say, 'I don't care what white people think,' I mean that.
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
Fatherhood is helping your children learn English as a foreign language.