Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they'll understand.

I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.

Fatherhood is asking your son to make up a name rather than tell anybody who he is.

I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn't have to answer to innuendos.

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to most fathers and...mothers Only your grandmother and Genghis Khan know how to do it.

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

People say "God will find a way." God can't find a way if you're in the way.