Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.

Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.

In Genesis, it is stated God walked on Earth. He was there on the level. After watching human behavior, he ascended having had enough of us and decided to watch over us instead.

Romance is a different word than sexual contact.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.