Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”

My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

In my old neighborhood, a boy stopped playing when he began to lose his pulse. And then he became the referee.

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

There are no absolutes in raising children. In any stressful situation, fathering is always a roll of the dice. The game may be messy, but I have never found one with more joys and rewards.

There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess.