If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it
When you carry a gun, you mean to harm somebody, kill somebody.
I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.
If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they'll understand.
My mother comes in my room and says, "Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty!" Now, I've already been in the room five hours, and she wants me to LOOK at it.