You people are not prepared. You are well educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it.

In Genesis, it is stated God walked on Earth. He was there on the level. After watching human behavior, he ascended having had enough of us and decided to watch over us instead.

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.

That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

You can't be everything to everyone

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.