You people are not prepared. You are well educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it.

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking round.

The beautiful thing about older people is their ability to cut the fat off of conversation. When they talk, they don't go on forever and ever. They say what they have to say, and that's it. That was my grand dad. Some of the things he said stunned me, but his words were logical. I'll never forget them.

Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.

Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.

Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.

We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.