You'll have many, many friends, but if your relationship with your mate is one hundred per cent of your heart, you'll never need a friend.
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life.
Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.
A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz.