It's more blessed to give than to receive - especially kittens.

Anyone who has brought up children knows that consistency has absolutely nothing to do with discipline.

I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or integrate, therefore it will be equal. And it has been separate and unequal.

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

The heart of marriage is memories.