It's more blessed to give than to receive - especially kittens.

You are not going to 'go forth.' You are going to take that damn hat off and you're going to get a job.

The essence of childhood, of course, is play.

Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally.

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to "Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?" was not "In the men's room, Julie.

Among the guitarists, Wes Montgomery is fantastic. He's always good to let you know what the art form is all about. It's the same still life that everybody is painting, but in comes Wes Montgomery, and it's right there!

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.