It's more blessed to give than to receive - especially kittens.

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

We’ve got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch.

In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck - and, of course, courage.

Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery.