It's more blessed to give than to receive - especially kittens.

There should be marches in every neighborhood every day telling the people about the negativity of drugs and how the drugs help us to behave negatively.

I was a physical education major with a child psychology minor at Temple, which means if you ask me a question about a child's behavior, I will advise you to tell the child to take a lap.

It doesn't make any difference how much money a father earns, his name is always Dad-Can-I.... Like all other children, my five have one great talent: they are gifted beggars. Not one of them ever ran into the room, looked up at me, and said, "I'm really happy that you're my father, and as a tangible token of my appreciation, here's a dollar.

I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid.

I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we've got these knuckleheads walking round.