Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.

I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.

No matter what you think-life goes on and the world still turns and the universe has its own story. The most we can do is plan anyway, but understand, be humbled by things greater than ourselves.

That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're still yelling.

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children.