Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.
Bill CosbyNo matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
Bill CosbyIn spite of what Thomas Jefferson wrote, all men may be created equal, but not to all women.
Bill CosbyI once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook.
Bill Cosby