If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it

I want to get violence - I want schools to start from K through 12 to just every day have teachers understand that they don't want to talk about anything that is violent, and they want to explain to the children how bad violence is and how behavior - violent behavior, is something that they really should not practice and think about.

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children.

Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you.

I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn't have to answer to innuendos.

While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother clean up the house?' I asked one girl of seven. 'No,' she sweetly replied, 'I help make the mess.' It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it.

A father has to do everything in his power to keep a tight ship, even though he knows the crew would like to send him away in a dinghy.