If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it

Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole world, including your own kids someday, can see.

We’ve got to get the gun out of the hands of people who are supposed to be on neighborhood watch.

You can not make everybody happy.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

I'm a Christian. But Muslims are misunderstood. Intentionally misunderstood. We should all be more like them.

Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they'll understand.