When you're a father you censor yourself. You get just as angry with a child but you don't want to say, "What the filth and foul and I'll filth and foul, filth and foul and, yeah, ya filth and foul face, and I'll filth and foul, foul, filth!" You don't want to say that to a child so you censor yourself and you sound like an idiot: "What the... Get your... I'll put a... Get out of my face!"
Bill CosbyAnd to those people with no children but who think they'd like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember: With fulfillment comes responsibility.
Bill CosbyFor college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don't know what's next.
Bill CosbyIf you have a question about anything, the answer can be found in a book somewhere in the library.
Bill CosbyIf you're a parent, the five worst words you can say to your children are, "When I was your age ..." You were never their age. You were older in the womb.
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