It is not a matter of who is rejecting me, as much as it is somebody may get it, and I am going to keep plowing through it because in this world of education, there is a harvest.

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers.

You can't compete with Walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful.

The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine.

Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, mid-life for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter-miler, whose son now says, "Dad, I just can't run the quarter with you anymore, unless I bring something to read."