I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk... because I deserve to get drunk! And get out of my way!

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

People should fact check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos.

Now, this is the fun part about getting stoned. They get stoned, then they become paranoid. Now, when they started out, they said, "Let's get high and have fun." So they're high; now they're paranoid. "Am I falling out of this chair?"

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.

I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop.

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.