But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study.

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

There are certain times of the day when you need a balance - that is, your protein and your carbs. I'm a Barry Sears man. I believe that anything green is a carb, and I need 2:1. Two of the carbs to one of the protein.

My grandfather said, "When you become senile, you won't know it."

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook.