But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study.

Anyone who has brought up children knows that consistency has absolutely nothing to do with discipline.

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.

The mother may be doing ninety percent of the disciplining, but the father still must have a full-time acceptance of all the children. He never must say, "Get these kids out of here; I'm trying to watch TV." If he ever does start saying this, he is liable to see one of his kids on the six o'clock news.

Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.

Fatherhood is asking your son to make up a name rather than tell anybody who he is.

Never say [to younger people] "that was before your time," because the last full moon was before their time!