When you're a father you censor yourself. You get just as angry with a child but you don't want to say, "What the filth and foul and I'll filth and foul, filth and foul and, yeah, ya filth and foul face, and I'll filth and foul, foul, filth!" You don't want to say that to a child so you censor yourself and you sound like an idiot: "What the... Get your... I'll put a... Get out of my face!"
Bill CosbyIs the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
Bill CosbyThe first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them.
Bill CosbyCalculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they'll understand.
Bill Cosby