YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you.

I'm not the healthiest, but I am healthy. I'm healthy to the point where there are things that I have to eat that I don't want to eat, but I eat it because I'm enjoying staying alive.

The serve was invented so that the net could play.

Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”

When I was a boy if a girl got pregnant the shame was placed on her and the boy could get away.

College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things.

I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having multiple children with multiple men and women and not wanting to is prevalent. When you look at the majority of shows on television they placate that kind of behavior. If you go through a weekly Monday through Friday, it's all there. It's in how people on the sitcoms and cop shows talk to each other.