YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you.

What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children.

You can't be everything to everyone

I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an old woman trying to get into heaven now.

What's your name again? That's right. I'm so glad you know your name.