A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested.

Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.

When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students.

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

I wanted to give the house back to the parents.

If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.

YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you.