Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!

Well, I really don't know what the secret of success is but I can tell you that the secret of failure is to try to please everyone.

Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.

For college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don't know what's next.

There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess.