Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them.

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.

What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children.

There are certain times of the day when you need a balance - that is, your protein and your carbs. I'm a Barry Sears man. I believe that anything green is a carb, and I need 2:1. Two of the carbs to one of the protein.

If you have a question about anything, the answer can be found in a book somewhere in the library.

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.