You know my father's favorite game? Come here and pull my finger.

The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them.

How long can you tread water?

While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother clean up the house?' I asked one girl of seven. 'No,' she sweetly replied, 'I help make the mess.' It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it.

People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often.

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

Grandparents are God's gifts to children.