You know my father's favorite game? Come here and pull my finger.

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.

If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there.

People should fact check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos.

Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”

You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap!

As a comedian, I can walk out in front of 5000 people and not worry about a thing. Not a thing, believe me. But to stand up a face a camera and crew of maybe 15 guys and get up tight about it - to me that's weird.