Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.

I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.

God has this...hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.

Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions god's infinite love.

I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.

I think it's interesting how people act on their beliefs. A lot of Christians, for instance, wear crosses around their necks. Nice sentiment, but do you think when Jesus comes back, he's really going to want to look at a cross?